Category: The Girl

Pride. I Have It. And So We Eat Frozen Yogurt.

Last night after dinner we had celebratory Menchie’s. There was no way around it, really, as we now have a President in our midst. Yes. That’s right. She decided—about 10 years ago—that she would run for student government. She was born into this, it’s not really her fault. Her Zaydie,…

Favorite. Least Favorite. Life with A Ten-ager.

How to be the favorite parent in one easy step. Step one: Cory Monteith. (OMG MOMMY I LOVE FINN SO MUCH I’LL NEVER WASH THIS SHIRT THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!! You are so amazing…thank you for taking me with you it’s a dream come true you will never…

Hazmat Suits are Super Easy to Find, Right?

“Lelaina, this thing is from 1988.” “I know.” “So, you’re, like, six years late.” That. That is me. Not even metaphorically in a oh how I love Reality Bites and I wish I could make microwave brownies and end up with Ethan Hawke before he was gross and dirty and…