15% chance my baby has whooping cough. great. ETA: yes, she’s been immunized. i’m not one of THOSE mothers (not that there’s anything wrong with that….). it seems that babies can still get it. ETA: the good news: WOOOOOHOOOOO. we are 100% WHOOPING COUGH free! yay! i’m jumping for joy….
what do y’all think? hideous? nice? i’m going with definite improvement. makes her look less trashy. now maybe if she can stay away from walking barefoot in bathrooms and eating cheetoes while wearing black bras under white shirts…we could be looking at a new and improved Brit Brit.
there’s nothing like lying down in bed with your 5-year-old at bedtime and while you are singing Edelweiss, she looks at you and says, “um, Mama, your boob is on my pillow.” holy shit! my boob had literally fallen out of my shirt and was just lying there. so, i…
